Memoirs of Saarang

However good or bad it might have been, this Saarang will go down in history as the one in which Pandey and Diggy finally decided to become vols. It was more out of desperation of coupons than due to enthu though (ob macha).

Let's just take a peek into what each one of us did for this Saarang.

Panda and Diggy still have a lot to learn about Saarang. Even though they finally became vols it wasn't often that you could spot them in the crowd during the day. Guess, one was glued to his phone while the other was too busy trying to get a girl from orkut to have sex with him. The author could spot Panda only twice during the whole of Saarang. Once during treasure hunt and second when the Panda went berserk in the rock show.

According to sources NPS had fallen in love with a certain girl bearing the name of a greek goddess (lets respect his privacy people). He could be seen stalking her. Fate played an evil trick when finally she agreed to go to the dance workshop with him. Though he wanted to ask the girl's friend out to dance, his ethics conflicted with his desires, and thus NPS' saarang ended on a sad note.

Lalu played a very important role in the plight of NPS. He had asked one of NPS' chick's friends to dance but didn't turn up when NPS suggested that they go pain them both to come to dance.

Akshay and Nikhil were too busy with tair-vadai to go after girls. Their efforts paid off and they got to perform OAT. But, unfortunately none of the girls flashed their boobs at them during their performance in OAT. This leaves us with the conclusion that their Saarang was after all worthless.

A hairy animal was sighted on the informals stage and on the OAT stage too. This confirms our suspicion that the obscure creature living in our wing was a part of Saarang too! It was also repoted that this hairy creature did shake a leg or two in the dance workshop!

Unfortunately for GPS, his brother was here and he couldn't take time from his busy schedule to go after girls. It was reported that he did have a lot of fun though.

Daga on the other hand spent a day of his Saarang outside insti- something which was never heard of before. Apart from that, he did succeed in sneaking a girl into his room during Saarang but couldn't make use of the situation. On popular vote, it was decided that he was one of the dumbest coord Saarang has ever seen.

Having danced with a firangi girl in his first year, the despo inside Nana didn't quite yelp at the sight of hot chicks in Saarang. However, he derived some demonic pleasure refusing girls whom he had convinced to go to dance with him in the first place!

Not much is known about what our beloved Maddu did in Saarang. It is rumoured though that he succeeded in getting girls.

The author doesn't want to boast about how he spent his Saarang but let's just say he had infinite fun puttin headshots in paintball(which is the only thing he has, worth bragging about). Even he couldn't get a girl though (obba).

So finally this Saarang was worthless as none of the wing junta could get a girl though they had a lot of fun trying to get one!